Revenge, babies and melons
Does an eye for an eye REALLY make the world blind? I don’t think so. No one is totally innocent in this world, not even babies.. Have you SEEN the way they mess up your body, hormones and social life!? I think people sometimes deserve what they get.. and sometimes they don’t. If it came to someone trying to poke my eye out, I’d punch that fucker in the melon. Plus,...
It's been a minute, hasn't it?
I started school a week ago. It’s been a long time since I’ve been in an actual classroom setting. It took a little bit to get used to, its still sinking in actually, but I’m definitely getting into the groove of things. I am taking three classes right now, however only one of my classes has began. The other two don’t start until the end of the month. I am so thankful for...
School hurts my head.
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YT Partnership Program
I was pretty excited that I got an email from YT asking if I’d like to apply for the Partnership Program for one of my videos this morning! I know it won’t make much at all but it’s still very exciting, especially because I really wasn’t expecting anything like this until I had a few dozen videos and a few thousand subscribers. FINGERS CROSSED!! and subscribe, subscribe,...
Bloody good times!!
I’m going to make it a point this week to go donate blood. I’ve never donated before but it’s something that I’ve always wanted to do. I think my blood could definitely be put to some good use. Blood banks are always looking for more donors like me. I am freakishly healthy and I eat pretty decently. I’m going to look up the dates and times of when I can go and...
Hubby: OK, I'm going to bed now.
Me: (quickly) K. 'NIGHT
Hubby: No, you're supposed to beg me to stay up with you OR close your laptop and lay with me for a little while until I fall asleep.
Me: (referring to the children) Are you five (years-old) or are you eight (years-old)?!
Me: OH WAIT, No!!! You're FIVE times EIGHT!!!
I told you so! →
YESSSS!!! Thank goodness!! I have been trying to tell people that Crocs are not only hideous but also DANGEROUS! things can get caught in them by coming through the little holes and now you can get your foot cut off! Also, they’re so unsanitary, have you ever seen someones foot after they’re worn the shoes for a day? puke. PS: They have jewelry for the shoes now, UGH. You...
You gotta be careful when you find good love because an angels will just keep on...– J Johnson
I'm washing dishes
Me: What do you think it's like having sex with Katy Perry?
Husband: LOL IDK, like sex with any other girl??
Me: Really? I think it'd be magical.
Husband: Just because she's cute doesn't mean that she f%&cks like an animal.
Me: Are you serious!? Have you HEARD her music? She kissed a girl AND she liked it!!
I'm still convinced it'd be magic.
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No prime time for me :(
I am still trying to navigate this blogging thing. I hope it goes well, I’ve heard nothing but good things about this place. My husband tried to make a prime rib on the rotisserie this evening. It didn’t turn out so great and now he’s upset because he’s been looking forward to this meal for a few days now. I asked him why he didn’t put it in the oven like he usually...